This man dressed as a cow doesn’t got milk, but he did got knife.
ABC affiliate WTEN reports that Anthony Pappalau, 47, allegedly attempted to stab a family member, all while dressed in a cow costume.
Pappalau hoofed it after the incident, but was later found and arrested by police. He faces a variety of charges, including second-degree attempted assault.
The victim reportedly refused emergency medical care when reached at the scene. We can only assume they were udderly in shock.