No matter how loosey-goosey you feel, you’re not as loose as this goose.
The Friends of Milford Connecticut Animal Shelter Facebook has shared a post reporting that it’s found a lost goose.
“Does anyone recognize this goose?” the post reads. “The goose was found in [the town of] Orange, and the kind woman who found it is keeping her safe until we can find her owner.”
Those with info are asked to call the shelter.
We’ll also be on the lookout for any sitting ducks or particularly stubborn mules.