If there’s anything more unsettling than seeing poop on your roof, it’s probably coming face-to-face to the party responsible for poop on your roof.
Such was the situation facing Bill Dabney, of Pasadena, California.
“I looked up, and I saw poop on the roof,” Dabney tells ABC station KABC. “It was like four separate stools.”
According to Dabney, the apparent culprit then revealed themselves.
“All of a sudden I look over and (there’s a) mountain lion staring at me,” he says.
Dabney says he safely ran away from the big cat, which he says appeared to be underfed.
“He looks hungry,” he says. “I felt bad for him, but not that bad.”
There’s no word if Dabney’s roof is now poop-free.