Who needs flowers & chocolate when you can send glitter this Valentine’s Day?

While most people will shower their loved ones with flowers and chocolate on Valentine’s Day, one company is giving folks a totally different option — glitter. 

Ship Your Enemies Glitter has come out with a new line of Valentine’s Day-inspired glitter-filled products that they hope will bring some joy and laughter to your loved ones for the romantic holiday — although judging by the descriptions, they could also be great gifts to send to the ex who just dumped you.

Valentine’s Day items include a Heart Bomb Card, which is a heart-shaped glitter-filled card that “allows senders to express their feelings with a touch of humor and flair.” There’s also an Annoying Screw Box, a spring-loaded glitter bomb, featuring 64 screws the recipient must unscrew in order to open, which “ensures that the element of surprise is not only glittery but also shrouded in laughter and difficulty.” 

The company is also offering a variety of exclusive promotions and discounts for the holiday, in the hopes folks will “spread the love – and the glitter” this Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately, none of the gifts come with a vacuum.