With many companies staying remote or starting hybrid models for their employees following the pandemic, The Wall Street Journal reports there’s a spy game going on between some workers and some employers who’d rather, to paraphrase The Kinks, bang on the drum all day.
Microsoft ordered a study last year into whether its remote workforce was being productive. In fact, most worked more than they did when at the office, the study found — but it also noticed what was dubbed “productivity theater.” Some employees have come up with ways to make their employers think they’re working even if they’re not — even if their employer tracks their computer activity.
Essentially, they’ve found ways to trick their computers out of “sleeping.” According to the Journal, one employee who needed to do a load of laundry or other errands copped to calling up a YouTube livestream of sloths; the notifications from new messages were enough to keep her computer from going dark.
Another weighed down a key on his keyboard: Repeatedly “typing” a single letter kept his machine on and his employer apparently none the wiser, even if what the stuck key wrote was pages and pages of the letter C.
Another remote worker employed something called a Mouse Jiggler: The gizmo, which can be found on Amazon and elsewhere, is designed to tweak your mouse just enough to keep the lights on.
And still another used a lower-tech version of that: He tied his mouse’s wire to an oscillating fan and went to the gym.