(NOTE LANGUAGE) Would you like to meet Janet? She’s 119 years old, wears a pretty pink dress and is known to give people chest pains. Oh, she’s also a doll.
Metro.co.uk reports the doll is owned by paranormal investigator Miki York, who used to keep the creepy doll locked away in a shed. But, he recently had a change of heart and now has Janet sitting in his home office.
York says Janet can do plenty of other cool tricks other than make people think they are having a heart attack. She can also blink on her own, even though she doesn’t have eyes; throw herself off shelves; knock on doors from far away; and make anyone who looks at her feel uneasy.
“Usually she is kept locked away because she brings such bad feelings to people when they are around her,” said York. “I have also had friends around Janet who have had to walk away because they’ve started feeling chest pains and feeling sick … When I am working with Janet, I even feel sick. She is not well liked and people hate her.”
York said he is currently working with Janet to uncover what mysteries she may have, as she’s apparently been able to communicate with him via a spirit box. Apparently, she already told him to “Get f**ked.”
She sounds lovely. This is totally going to end well for York.