I am the fake passenger, and I ride and I ride illegally in the carpool lane

Unlike Iggy Pop, this passenger does not sing “la, la la.” In fact, this passenger doesn’t sing at all.

That’s because this passenger is not actually a human being, or any living being.

The California Highway Patrol reports that it pulled a driver over who was traveling in the carpool lane with a fake companion in the passenger seat.

Officers found “a jacket carefully wrapped around the front seat with the seatbelt fastened across it to resemble a person.”

“Nice try — but jackets don’t count toward Carpool Lane requirements,” the CHP says. “Reminder: The Carpool Lane is reserved for vehicles that actually meet occupancy requirements. Fictitious friends and mannequin copilots won’t cut it.”