Don’t have a cow, but cattle has been loose on roads across the country.
Murrieta Police Department in California reports that a cow was spotted taking “an unauthorized stroll in the roadway.”
“Officers responded and safely reunited the escapee with a neighbor, until the owners who are out of town could be contacted,” the department writes in an Instagram post. “No injuries, no charges—just a brief case of beef with traffic.”
Meanwhile, ABC affiliate KOCO reports that the Oklahoma City Police Department also responded to calls about a loose cow in the area.
That cow was corralled by a man on horseback with a lasso, straight out of the Old West.
Welcome to the United States of Ameri-cow.