I choose you, Cheetozard (for $88K)!

We’re guessing this Pokémon already knows Flamethrower.

A Charizard-shaped Flamin’ Hot Cheeto was auctioned off by the company Goldin for a total of $87,840, buyer’s premium included. The edible fire/flying type, which surely is considered legendary, came mounted on a custom Pokémon card and housed in a see-through box.

According to People, the snack-émon is nicknamed Cheetozard. We don’t know how it works with auctions, but any trainer knows that you can’t change the nickname of a traded Pokémon, so Cheetozard it will stay.

It appears that shelling out $88,000 is the only way to catch a Cheetozard, unless you have a Master Ball. But they only give those to kids who happen to save Silph Co. from a Team Rocket takeover.