I’ll see your bag and raise you a burrito

A Florida woman has been charged with domestic battery after she allegedly “threw a soft shell taco” at him during an argument about getting him food from Taco Bell and McDonald’s for his birthday.

Dr. Esha Persad, a 34-year-old dentist, struck her husband of five years in the face with either a taco or burrito — an arrest report, obtained by The Smoking Gun, lists it as both — hitting him in the face.

The fast-food projectile “was still on the victim’s face” when police arrived, according to the report. 

Persad told police she “threw a burrito at the victim after he threw a bag at her,” a claim the man denied, per the report.

The victim was not hurt as a result of the incident.

Persad was arrested for domestic battery, booked into the county jail and released on her own recognizance.