(NOTE CONTENT, LANGUAGE) Nothing can wreck your day at the beach faster than nearly colliding with a clump of human poop in the ocean.
TikToker YourBoyMoyo is going viral for condemning tourists in Croatia. He dove into a hilarious rant after a turd floated up to him while he was swimming, and he thinks it belonged to a fellow human.
“I can’t believe what I just saw with my own eyes — my own pupils,” he raged, admitting he is struggling to speak English because he’s so upset.
He continued, “I’m in Croatia. I said, ‘Let me be adventurous, let me be Bear Grylls.’ So, I jumped into the sea. Look at the see, look how tantalizing, clear. There’s loads of yachts, loads of boats. So, I’m swimming like a jellyfish. I’m there chilling like a dolphin. Next thing I know…? S***!”
“I mean poo is swimming towards me, in my eyesight,” he snapped. “Someone had the audacity… Someone put down their nyash and they took a s***! They took a dump!”
YourBoyMoyo went into detail about the foods he saw embedded in the floating poo before declaring, “They are never going to see me jump in [these waters] again!”
As of this story, the video has blown up, with over 4.5 million views and nearly a million likes since he posted his rant.