The showdown of the century, between Chinese dragons and U.S. aliens, is about to go down — or so says this truck thief.
Click Orlando reports that 29-year-old Corey Johnson, of Ocala, Florida, stole a Ford F-150 pickup and kept his sticky fingers on the steering wheel for three days. He later told police he swiped the truck because “the president of the United States told him in his head he needed to take the vehicle.”
Johnson then made his way to the well-guarded Patrick Space Force Base, located in Florida’s Brevard County, and tried to get onto the grounds. He said he did that in order “to tell the government” of a fight happening between Chinese dragons and American aliens.
Johnson was arrested after police learned the truck was stolen. He was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle — but no further information regarding this bizarre incident has been made available.