If the Knights Who Say “Ni!” really wanted a shrubbery, all they had to do was stop by New Jersey.
A Garden State cop has been hanging out on the side of the road while dressed as a shrub during an operation aimed at catching distracted drivers.
In video obtained by Good Morning America, you can see the officer dressed head-to-toe in foliage while holding a pair of binoculars.
Over the course of a six-hour period dressed as a shrub, the officer issued 74 citations.
The Knights Who Say “Ni!” should approve of the shrubbery: it does look nice, and not too expensive.