We’ve heard about sealing the road, but this is ridiculous!
The Cosmopolis Police Department in Washington State reports in a Facebook post that a sea lion was spotted hanging out in the middle of a local street.
“Please use caution on Blue Slough Road, in addition to water over the roadway a large friend is hanging out in the roadway,” the post reads. “This wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025, how about you?”
The department later posted a picture of the sea lion Photoshopped to wear a police uniform as its profile picture.

