Snake attacks man using the toilet

(NOTE LANGUAGE, CONTENT) Forget a snake in the grass — a man in Thailand says he was left traumatized after a huge python bit him in the testicles while he was sitting on the toilet.

Thanat Thangtewanon tells the Daily Mail that soon after sitting down, he felt a sharp pain in that area.

“I felt something biting my b****. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he says.

“I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere, but I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet.”

Thangtewanon’s father rushed him to the hospital for a tetanus shot. While reporting that his “testicles are safe now,” he says he hasn’t used that toilet since.

“Every time I go, I check what’s inside and put a brush in there to make sure.”