In a world where it’s an exercise of misery to get through the global headlines, people like Coral and Luke Heath are here to remind us that the world’s definitely going to hell in a handbasket.
Metro reports the dynamic duo have been branded the “takeaway police” after complaining their pizza was not as advertised. Apparently, their pizza was supposed to be 15 inches and — shocker — it was 2 inches smaller than expected.
They summoned the internet police on the Westgate Pizza in Canterbury, England, by leaving a whiny review. “Terrible pizza place. Really rude staff,” they wrote. “We bought the 15-inch pizza and it was way too small so I rang them direct before the delivery app to get it sorted. The person directly called me a liar over and over and was very argumentative.”
“He refused to even send a new pizza or a refund since it wasn’t what we paid for. He kept saying they take pictures of their pizza and I am wrong,” the review continued. “Well, we measured that pizza after this and that pizza was too damn small.” They then shared a photo of their pizza, complete with measuring tape to prove their pizza wasn’t a satisfying 15 inches.
The review concluded, “It was burnt, just terrible all over. Really, don’t order from these people, they do not care about you.”
Well, the pizza place hit back, with a staffer clarifying that the joint doesn’t have a 13-inch pan. “We offered a refund, which they took, and we apologized. We also offered them to come in and see our pans and how we work,” said Mujeeb Hootek, adding pizzas shrink when they’re cooked.