Snake bites man in the butt while he’s on the toilet

Talk about a pain in the butt. A man in Malaysia was left needing medical attention after a snake bit him in the derrière while he was on the toilet and left a little gift behind — it’s teeth. 

Sabri Tazali, 28, was playing games on his phone while relieving himself on the loo when the reptile jumped up and bit him. He immediately yanked the snake off, threw it against the wall and slammed the door. Nearby Fire and Rescue was able to capture the non-poisonous python. That was the end of his worries, until weeks later he found out the snake left something behind. 

“After two weeks, I checked the wound area, there was still half of the snake’s teeth,” Tazali told The Star. “It broke probably because I yanked the snake hard. To be honest I am still traumatized by the incident.”

Tazali received treatment from a local hospital and the family opted to change their toilet from a maroon one to a white one.