There’s drunk, there’s very drunk, and then there’s not-wearing-pants-and-driving-into-a-ditch drunk.
Madisonvillle, Kentucky police on Wednesday arrested the diver, Tammy Stafford, for allegedly being so drunk, she drove her car into a ditch and didn’t even realize it, according to WFIE.
Cops also claim she was not wearing wearing any pants, and was listening to loud music in an attempt to stay awake.
They say Stafford admitted to drinking, and could not complete field sobriety tests.
A search of her car turned up three empty vodka bottles, say the police.
After being taken to jail, Stafford’s blood alcohol level level measured .302 — more than 3.5 times the legal limit for intoxication.