Know a jerk? Now you can name a black hole after them

While naming a star after that special someone in your life is nothing new, a new service is letting you name a far less desirable celestial phenomenon after someone you hate. 

For a mere $10, the International Black Hole Registry will name one of the fearsome intersteller phenomena after somebody you dislike — perhaps that ex that sucks in and destroys everyone in their path, or a former friend so dark that light can’t even escape them. Whatever, they’re just suggestions. 

Your ten-spot will also give you the unique coordinates to your personal black hole and — if you want — the person for which it’s named can get a personalized message informing them of their dishonor.