Wichita police identify beauty store “poopetrator”

Police in Wichita, Kansas, are hunting down a suspect they dubbed the “poopetrator” who defecated in the middle of a beauty supply store last week.

Authorities have not released the name of the woman, but posted on their official Facebook page that they identified the “public enemy number 2,” who was caught on surveillance camera pooping in an aisle of the beauty store.

Police say the “defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”

The incident was caught on camera but “for the good of all of you we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault,” Wichita cops said.

“We’ve already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard so please stop calling and emailing that info,” the department quipped in the comments.