A Florida Man is behind bars after allegedly beating a woman with hot ramen noodles, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
While responding to a domestic disturbance call on Friday, sheriff’s deputies spoke to a woman who claimed she was struck with noodles thrown by Brandon Smith, 21, following a dispute over allowing Smith’s dog onto a bed.
After Smith hit her with the noodles, the woman alleged, he struck her “on the back with the hot pot,” according to the report.
Smith claimed the victim was chasing the dog around when she fell atop the ramen noodles on the stove.
Smith received more than 50 lashes with a wet noodle for the alleged crime — he was arrested for domestic battery and held on $5,000 bail.
Over the past year, Smith has been convicted of cocaine possession, resisting police, and driving without a license.