Foul-mouthed crow apprehended for terrorizing elementary school students

In what appears to be the strangest arrest ever, Oregon police were called to apprehend a crow that was swearing up a storm at a local elementary school.

According to Oregon Live, the bird was celebrated as a temporary mascot of Allen Dale Elementary School.  The crow peered into classrooms and pecked on doors, but won students over after it snuck into a fifth grade classroom and “helped itself to some snacks,” says education assistant ´╗┐Naomi Imel.

The bird would also land on people’s heads and say “What’s up” and “I’m fine” — along with a bevy of naughty words.

Animal control was called after the crow overstayed its welcome.