Police arrest man for threatening his significant other with…a butter knife

Not that you should, but when you want to threaten someone, you should do it with something that actually strikes fear into their heart. Like a butter knife.

Wait, what?

According to MLive, an unidentified man was taken into custody after threatening someone in his household with a butter knife. 

Apparently, the knife-waving happened after an argument went south.

That said, police were dispatched to the Michigan home and arrested the person creating the domestic disturbance.

No injuries were reported.